vince

vince
1. (vince) (562↑, 285↓)
A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.

Man, he's a total Vince. I'm gonna get vinced tonight\!\!

2. (vince) (328↑, 210↓)
the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..\!\<3

Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls \!

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3. (Vince) (301↑, 196↓)
To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out.

"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.

4. (Vince) (228↑, 137↓)
The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer". He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him. On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.

"You know the Germans always make good stuff\!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial) "You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts\!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)

5. (Vince) (214↑, 141↓)
THE REAL DEFINITION: Extremely talented in the sack, really fucking cool, likes pizza & beer, & one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet.

Vince Schifani

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6. (vince) (188↑, 134↓)
To clog the bowl when smoking pot.

Your friend passes you the pipe and it's clearly clogged. You would exclaim "Dude\! You just handed me a Vinced bowl\!"

Author: *Captain Chaos* http://vince.urbanup.com/2809145
7. (Vince) (58↑, 18↓)
To jizz in an object, i.e. a toilet.

I Vinced My Pants.

8. (Vince) (153↑, 115↓)
A massive tool who always does whatever you tell him to.

Charles: Oh my god he's married to someone on facebook\! What a tool\! Brian: I know he's such a Vince.

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9. (vince) (164↑, 131↓)
the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said

dude you totally vinced me out last night. now im off the sex wagon for a month

10. (Vince) (63↑, 31↓)
A weird guy who is at least two hundred pounds overweight, but insists on accentuating his flab. Vince's believe in wearing large amounts of Axe Cologne, because as any and every Vince will say, "It attracts the women, you know?" If you meet a Vince, do not stick around for long. They attempt to be cool, player-types but instead, they fail miserably. All Vince's also like to brag about their conquests with women. However, in reality they are simply making all of it up in order to make themselves feel better. A Vince will often sag his pants in order to seem attractive to the females but of course, this does not work out because every time a Vince will bend over, you will see much more than you ever wanted to see.

Vince: "Women only want me for pleasure." Girl: "Shut the hell up [fatass]\!"

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11. (vince) (35↑, 8↓)
the act of being a Trent (follower, obnoxious, loud, and likes to get extremely hyphy)

hes sucha vince\!

12. (Vince) (86↑, 59↓)
A manwhore who flirts with your girlfriend when you aren't around

"Look at the Vince, her boyfriend is at the bar and he is all over her."

Author: Dr. Rip Vonpeniswrinkle http://vince.urbanup.com/4149829
13. (Vince) (68↑, 58↓)
A fat belly that burts through the shirt.

Man, I just ate a fat burrito and now I have a little vince hangin out.

14. (Vince) (4↑, 1↓)
He is the sweetest guy in my life \! he was tall, white , and handsome. he is always there to make me smile \! he never let someone hurt me \!\! he truly love me :"\> he give his time to me \!\! and he can do anything to make me smile :)

Vince is the greatest person in my life \!\!

15. (Vince) (144↑, 145↓)
1.(adj) Vince is a term used to describe someone who is straight, but acts gay in a joking or accidental manner.

"Hey, you guys wanna go to the ashlee simpson concert with me?" "Fuck that, thats so vince"

16. (vince) (121↑, 136↓)
1sensitive 2shy around girls 3makes an ass of himself alot 4people usually make fun of him 5musican 6people have different opinions on how he looks

he's such a vince

17. (Vince) (66↑, 83↓)
Lodging glass in one's body parts, usually occuring when doing something one isn't supposed to.

"Oh man, I accidentally got too close when we were exploding this glass bottle, I got glass in my arm...I totally did a Vince\!"

18. (vince) (85↑, 104↓)
v. to demonstrate that a person, place, or luxury ocean liner is capable of failure or sustaining doom; to be shown vincible rather than invincible.

Zombie Cap will totally vince the invincible Iron Man.

19. (Vince) (27↑, 62↓)
warning. he is considered "Danger Zone"; he is very attractive and charming and seductive in the utmost ways. Be careful, he is the present day Casanova and he is very good in bed.

"I thought he was the one\! I have never met anyone so amazing in every way\! He turned out to be a Vince; its always too good to be true."

20. (Vince) (20↑, 56↓)
A very handsome guy. Super smart. Down to Earth. Has dimples. A saint. Everyone loves him. SUPER COOL. Not a phony. Black belt in Karate. Guys envy him. AWESOME. Very loyal to his girlfriend. Ladies love him. Ladies want him. Very sweet guy. Cooler than Chuck Norris. Eats Noobs. Has a body of a Greek God. Lost twin brother of Jesus. Sexy. Hot. Is a lover not a fighter. EPIC. PRO. Legendary. Hates Justin Bieber. Loves toast.

-Vince is such a vince. -Hi Lia and Melinda\! Vince was here.

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21. (Vince) (13↑, 57↓)
Northern Virginia slang for marijuana. "Chilling with Vince" is the same thing as smoking pot.

"Yo man, I'm tryna chill wit Vince. "Come ova." "Aite." Mom: What'd you do last night? Me: Chilled with Vince. Mom: Who's Vince? Me: My best friend. Mom: So what'd you and Vince do? Me: Chilled. Mom: Oh.

22. (vince) (5↑, 56↓)
a lovable non funny person that will be there for you he will also stand up for you alot

Vince-heyy leave her alone i love her more Joey -ummm nooo Vince just give up she loves you more

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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